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| Penny Morthouse / Fred and Rose West Pt1: Big Swinging Milkers | 1:06:25 | 128kbps | 44100 | 61.72 MB | |
 | Romeo and Juliet, Kathy and Heathcliffe, Fred and Rose. Join The Penny Morthouse as we discuss the lives and work of Britain's sexiest serial killer couple, Fred and Rose West. Murder, buggery, and farmer voices abound - you will be intrigued, you will be horrified, you will be somewhat aroused and then feel a deep, deep shame down in your belly. Fred and Rose West - sex, murder, farmers, boobs. keywords: Serial Killers, Murder, Comedy | ||||
| Penny Morthouse / Fred & Rose West Pt2: Shelf Boy | 0:57:21 | 128kbps | 44100 | 53.3 MB | |
| Fred and Rose are back for their last hurrah! The Penny Morthouse looks into the second half of the lives of our serial murdering, serial shagging, serial DIYing couple. Will it all end in tragedy? Will Rose hire a stylist? Will Fred ever finish that patio? Is he destined to become... just a shelf boy? keywords: Fred West, Rose West, Serial Killers, Murder, True Crime, Comedy | ||||
| Penny Morthouse / Titanic | 0:49:39 | 128kbps | 44100 | 46.14 MB | |
| CRASH. Let's get steamy, let's get wet. The Penny Morthouse travels back in time to the year 1912 to explore the wonders of the magnificent RMS Titanic. Join us for our in depth discussion on one of the finest maritime disasters in recent history. Our research reaches deeper than the floor of the Atlantic. Bring a warm jacket. keywords: Titanic, Comedy, History, Macabre, Disaster | ||||
| Penny Morthouse / The Pendle Witches: A Fanny is a Fanny (Or, The Ointmented Dyson) | 1:06:59 | 64kbps.1 | 32000 | 31.35 MB | |
| Get your charms, your cauldrons, and your black pussies ready for The Pendle Witches, England's most famous coven. The Penny Morthouse discusses broom usage, curses, and all things magical in seventeenth century Lancashire. Just be careful you don't get bewitched by DemDikes. keywords: Comedy, Witches, Pendle, Lancashire, Magic, Horror, History | ||||
| pennymorthouse / Beasts of Britain: Cryptid Crap | 0:53:27 | 128kbps | 44100 | 49.67 MB | |
| Rule, Britannia! The Penny Morthouse gets down and dirty with Britain's most mysterious wild creatures, definitively separating beast fact from beast fiction. The Loch Ness Monster, winged serpents, the Ratman - we'd be honoured if you'd join us for our burqa party. keywords: Comedy, Cryptozoology, Loch Ness Monster, Britain, Monsters | ||||
| Penny Morthouse / lizzaaay no ec | 0:41:14 | 128kbps | 44100 | 38.32 MB | |
| Here's a girl who'll give you a real splitting head. This week, The Penny Morthouse talks Lizzie Borden - American hero and possible axe murderer. A Victorian mystery stuffed full of lesbian action, shitting in buckets, and pigeoncide. Chop chop, get listening! keywords: Lizzie Borden, Murder, True Crime, Horror | ||||
| Penny Morthouse / lizzie borden 2 | 0:55:58 | 63999.7 | 32000 | 26.2 MB | |
| Lizzie gets finished off in more ways than one. This week, The Penny Morthouse wraps up The Borden story. Will we crack the case and finally prove who murdered Andrew and Abby Borden? Almost certainly not. keywords: Lizzie Borden, True Crime, Comedy, Murder, Victorian, Mystery | ||||
| Penny Morthouse / Dracula: Hero in a Half Shell | 1:16:07 | 63999.8 | 32000 | 35.63 MB | |
| Dracula - Killer. Beast. Snooker player? The Penny Morthouse sinks its teeth into the subject of vampires and, more specifically, the King of the Vampires himself, Count Dracula. With special attention paid to history, literature, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, not one stone is left unturned in the telling of the legendary monster's story.
But please, make sure your husband's shirt fits him correctly before listening to this episode. keywords: Dracula, Vampires, Horror, History, Legends, Comedy, Literature | ||||
| The Penny Morthouse / Hallows2 | 1:04:38 | 128kbps | 44100 | 60.06 MB | |
| BOO, bitches! It's Halloween, that time when children come begging at your door and girls inexplicably dress as nurses. Snuggle down by the fire and fill your ears with Halloween facts and fiction with Jade, Paul, and Christopher Brown. We've got apple bobbing! keywords: Halloween, Creepy, Stories, Comedy | ||||
| The Penny Morthouse / Bean Cave | 1:02:48 | 128kbps | 44100 | 58.36 MB | |
| "What, like you've never been ill?! Join The Penny Morthouse for a pioneering episode recorded through the magic of Skype. This week, we discuss tonsils, bullshit, and also try to mention a Scottish cannibal known as Sawney Bean. You have been warned. Why don't you go and listen to our Fred and Rose West episode instead?" keywords: Comedy,Sawney Bean,Penny Morthouse,cannibal | ||||
| Christopher Brown / nilsen | 1:13:33 | 128kbps | 44100 | 68.35 MB | |
| I don't know but I've been told, rottin' corpses get mighty cold. This week, The Penny Morthouse gets back to murderous basics with serial killer and army superstar, Dennis Nilsen. Often said to be "the British Jeffrey Dahmer", Dennis is surely so much more than that. Now, where's my grandad? keywords: Nilsen, Dahmer, murder, crime, comedy, British | ||||
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| Penny Morthouse / Dennis Nilsen Pt2: Any Passing Gay | 1:26:54 | 128kbps | 44100 | 80.75 MB | |
| Fetch the Matey, run a bath, pry up the floor boards and clear out your cupboards - it's time to wrap up the story of Dennis Nilsen. In this episode, The Penny Morthouse looks at Nilsen's fifteen murders, his last years before incarceration, and what happens when a fifteen year old podcast host gets drunk. Watch out for Zormbies. keywords: comedy,Dennis,Nilsen,Murder, | ||||
| Penny Morthouse / The Amityville Horror: Sit Down, Jodie | 1:00:40 | 63999.8 | 32000 | 28.4 MB | |
| You move into a house. It's a bargain. There's a pool! There's also a demonic pig named Jodie. Listen as The Penny Morthouse skips over the non-bullshit part of a story and focuses mainly on complete nonsense. The Amityville Horror. keywords: Amityville, Ghosts, Haunting, Warrens, Murder, DeFeo, Lutz | ||||
| Penny Morthouse / John George Haigh - Champagne Lifestyle, Lemonade Wages | 1:01:21 | 128kbps | 44100 | 57 MB | |
| No Christmas dinner, well what did you expect? Maintaining factual inaccuracies and incorrect pronunciations the Penny Morthouse is back after hiatus. Religious fanaticism and a lust for glamour land John in the nic. Terrible fraudster or terrible vampire? Melted mice and money are just the beginning.
John George Haigh - Champagne Lifestyle, Lemonade Wages keywords: Comedy,John,George,Haigh,Murder,Acid,Bath,Killer,Vampire | ||||
| Penny Morthouse / John George Haigh Part II - That Left Foot | 1:04:29 | 128kbps | 44100 | 59.93 MB | |
| Put on your Personal Protective Equipment and tune in your dial, The Penny Morthouse is back to put an end to John The Con. It's bang and pump as Mr Melty continues on his quest for wealth. Vol Au Vents and real butter, I just wish Lenny Henry would fuck off. Mr Melty strikes back keywords: John-George-Haigh-Acid-Bath-Vampire-Killer-Murder | ||||
| Penny Morthouse / Zombies - Do You Do Voodoo | 1:04:14 | 128kbps | 44100 | 59.7 MB | |
| Run run run or just calmly close the front door. Join the Penny Morthouse as this week we delve into the squelchy world of Zombies. Historical fact collides with biblical fiction as the dead rise and we scrape the Zombie barrel. Romero Round Robin and weapon of choice. It's all good ball slapping fun. Do You Do Voodoo? keywords: Horror-Zombie-Voodoo-World-War-Z-Remero-Penny-Morthouse | ||||
| Penny Morthouse / Not so great train robbery | 1:10:56 | 128kbps | 44100 | 65.91 MB | |
| Cakes and pies it's swinging London, 1963. A gangster auction brings two clans together to form an inept super group. Hairdressers and Florists a plenty it's going to go off big style. Let's just hope Ronnie can keep it all together and no one forgets to feed the cat. The (not so) Great Train Robbery keywords: Great,Train,Robbery,Comedy,Ronnie,Biggs, | ||||
| The Penny Morthouse / Ruasputin | 1:16:35 | 128kbps | 44100 | 71.16 MB | |
| Cans are a crackin! It's Friday night in the London Studio and the cider is flowing. This week the Mad Monk is in town. Manic eyes and a massive wanger Rasputin sets his sights on conquering Russia and vaginas. Mysterious ringing a plenty as Chris indulges in his favourite hobby of recapping and an old friend pops in to say hello. Rasputin - Let's all be Khlysts keywords: Rasputin,comedy,podcast,history,russia,cock, | ||||
| Penny Morthouse / Peter Sutcliffe Part 1 - Floppy Sock | 1:05:51 | 128kbps | 44100 | 61.19 MB | |
| Join The Penny Morthouse as this week we look into the early life of Peter. From a small bearded child Peter wanted to be just like Papa Sutcliffe. But instead a short stint as a ventriloquist leaves Peter feeling frustrated, couple this with German towel tactics and washing up and Peter has no option but to turn to brass. This could still all end well but it might just end up with a floppy sock. Peter Sutcliffe Part 1 - Floppy Sock keywords: Penny,Morthouse,Comedy,Podcast,Peter,Sutcliffe,Murder,Hammer,Brass,Prostitute | ||||
| Penny Morthouse / Hammer time 2 | 1:16:46 | 128kbps | 44100 | 71.34 MB | |
| Welcome back to The Penny Morthouse. The squits have cleared up and the laughs are back. This week we uncover Peters fear of car lights and barking dogs as his rage towards women grows out of control. A lack of cider leads to succinct facts and Christopher's Beadle joke makes it's first outing. Keep the faith! The next episode is much better Peter Part 2 - Blonde Hair and Big Hands. keywords: penny-morthouse-comedy-murder-peter-sutcliffe-yorkshire-ripper-prostitutes-hammer- | ||||
| Penny Morthouse / Peter Sutcliffe Part 3- Bitten Tit | 1:07:38 | 128kbps | 44100 | 62.85 MB | |
| Recorded in front of a live studio audience The Penny Morthouse returns to its journey through Peters life. Cross county murders and new fivers bring trouble to Peters door. After a run in with a Tim Burgess look a like Peter continues with the police hot on his trail until Wearside Jack puts a spanner in the works. Maybe it's time for Mrs Thatcher to take control. Slowly slowly now.
Peter Sutcliffe Part 3 - Bitten Tit. keywords: Penny-morthouse-comedy-murder-peter-sutcliffe-yorkshire-ripper-prostitutes-hammer- | ||||
| The Penny morthouse / Peter Sutcliffe Part 4. Interesting Undies | 1:06:30 | 128kbps | 44100 | 61.79 MB | |
| Peter Part 4. Interesting Undies
Finally, we are almost there! Peter takes his greasy little hands and shuffles into the 80s via a well know chicken restaurant. In the final instalment of Peter Sutcliffe The Penny Morthouse brings you insight into the last remaining victims and Christopher's fat tongue. The little man has to use all his guile to perform a gymnastics inspired escape from the law and to protect his fro. Arrest looms as a rookie gets his first brass bust and an old friend dobs him in.
Pig fellatio, YES PLEASE Peter Sutcliffe Part 4. Interesting Undies keywords: Peter-Sutcliffe-comedy-podcast-hammer-yorkshire-ripper-postitute | ||||
| Penny Morthouse / Ned | 1:16:35 | 128kbps | 44100 | 71.16 MB | |
| Ned Kelly the Bush Kangaroo.
Bang bang you're dead. Here comes Ned to menace you wearing a pair of stocking's in a fine denier. This week The Penny Morthouse chart the life and times of Australia's most famous outlaw. Will Ned ever escape the attentions of the law, will his armour save him from a hail of bullets, from hero to zero Ned is only a hop, skip and a jump away from the hangman's noose. Ned Kelly the Bush Kangaroo. keywords: Penny,Morthouse,Ned,Kelly,Austrailia,Outlaw,Comedy | ||||
| Penny Morthouse / D.B Cooper | 1:07:56 | 128kbps | 44100 | 63.13 MB | |
| DB Cooper. The Perfect Heist?
'I'll have a bourbon and coke and $200k please'. This week The Penny Morthouse investigates one of America's most favourite mysteries, the tail of DB Cooper. With 1970s sexism in full swing we try to unravel the facts. Did he make it off with the loot, did he move to the Copacobana or was he simply eaten by sharks. Draw your own conclusions on this one and don't forget to dispose of faeces appropriately. D.B Cooper. The Perfect Heist? keywords: D,B,Cooper,D.B,Heist,Hijack,Comedy,Podcast | ||||
| The Penny morthouse / Rodney Alcala - Arty Farty Pansie | 1:24:45 | 128kbps | 44100 | 78.75 MB | |
| Rodney Alcala - Arty Farty Pansie
Click Click and before you know it you are part of Rodney's wanking tackle. Join The Penny Morthouse this week as we delve into the story of 'the dating game killer'. This smooth talker has an eye for the ladies and the girls and the boys, but it's purely artistic I promise. Will Rodders escape the law in 2 states as his fast food alias throws the cops of the scent or is he destined to meet his maker under the death penalty. All Rodney Alcala - Arty Farty Pansie keywords: Rodney,Alcala,Game,Show,Killer,Murder,Comedy,podcast | ||||
| Penny Morthouse / Peter Kürten - Stab 'Til You Spoff. | 1:13:52 | 270429 | 44100 | 142.96 MB | |
| Peter Kürten - Stab 'Til You Spoff.
BOOM! And The Penny Morthouse is back, tickling behind your ears and filling your mind with the most wonderful 'facts'. This week The Penny Morthouse Podcast takes a short U-boat trip across the sea to the Fatherland to meet up with Peter. Peter loves the countryside and animals, he loves his sisters and fire, he loves knives and hammers but he mainly loves to make a terrible mess in his trousers. How will it end for a man so full of love? Tune in and find out! Peter Kürten - Stab 'Til You Spoff. keywords: Penny-Morthouse-Perter-Kurten-Vampire-Dusseldorf-Monster-Serial-Killer | ||||
| Penny Morthouse / Gun Powder Plot | 1:02:57 | 269336 | 44100 | 121.34 MB | |
| The Gunpowder Plot - That Fawkes Guy
Whizz, bang! Oh shit. So close, yet so far for our plotters. Join The Penny Morthouse Podcast this week as we discuss what could've been the biggest game changer in UK history. However is was not to be and ended up as just eight blokes making a massive cock up, not that we want to give the ending away. keywords: Gub-powder-plot-Guy-Fawkes-bonfire-5th-November | ||||
| Penny Morthouse / Cathrine Knight - Pan Head | 1:20:13 | 255845 | 44100 | 146.87 MB | |
| If you like your women manly and your dinner made from arse cheek, join The Penny Morthouse Podcast this week as we delve into the story behind Australia's most fearsome lady, the Black Knight. A fully belly and empty balls are the order of the day for this temptress just be sure you drink her under the table and don't fall asleep. Katherine Knight - Pan head. keywords: Katherine-Knight-murderer-Australia-first-life-sentance-female | ||||
| Penny Morthouse / The Krays - Part 1. Ooo What Naughty Boys | 0:57:09 | 273766 | 44100 | 111.99 MB | |
| The Krays - Part 1.
Ooo What Naughty Boys.
Sssshhh Don't tell anyone about this episode. Keep up the East End wall of silence. Join The Penny Morthouse Podcast in hiding as this week they slip into the dark underbelly of their hometown. In this episode we look at what made such adorable young twins into successful business men. Don't mention the unmentionable and we will assume it's all above board. Is that a machete in your trousers or are you just pleased to see a Malteser. Ooo What Naughty Boys. keywords: Krays,Roggie,Reggie,London,Eastend,Gangsters,Gangland | ||||
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| Penny Morthouse / The Krays Part 2 - Shot Their Load | 1:05:42 | 267997 | 44100 | 126 MB | |
| Boom boom, bang bang and stabby stab. The Penny Morthouse Podcast are back in the East End to continue the story of Ronnie and Reggie. Murder and fancy cocktails are afoot as glamour and gangsta collide. Seems there is still some hope that the Kray boys might avoid Nipper, until Ron shoots his load all over the pub. The Krays Part 2 - Shot Their Load keywords: The, Krays, Reggie, Ronnie, Gangsters, | ||||
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